Unhinged
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After ten years. Wait, make that thousands of years, the war between the donkeys and the monkeys has escalated to the point where, um, where parrots have turned carnviorous and pigs are forced to wear togas. You see, there's war and chaos and fighting. Lots of fighting. Let's see... oh, there's five factions that have evolved as the chaotic war wages on. We haven't been to this plane before and who knows when we're coming back, so I'm not sure what impact it has with the larger Magic story. I'm sure some object in the world is a piece of Karn somehow. Who am I kidding? There's probably like five of you still reading. Look, I'll be honest with you. Unhinged has no story. There's no novel forthcoming. Nothing has any logic to it. There's no point to anything. It's just funny. It's unlike any Magic expansion you've ever played. Well, except Unglued. It's a lot like Unglued. But bigger. And weirder. And funnier.
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Plains
Card Type: Basic Land - Plains | Color: Land | Cost: | Finish: Regular | Name: Plains | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Mountain
Card Type: Basic Land - Mountain | Color: Land | Cost: | Finish: Regular | Name: Mountain | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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City of Ass
Card Type: Land | Color: Land | Cost: | Finish: Regular | Name: City of Ass | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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Enter the Dungeon
Card Type: Sorcery | Color: Black | Cost: BB | Finish: Regular | Name: Enter the Dungeon | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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Form of the Squirrel
Card Type: Enchantment | Color: Green | Cost: G | Finish: Regular | Name: Form of the Squirrel | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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Uktabi Kong
Card Type: Creature - Ape | Color: Green | Cost: 5GGG | Finish: Regular | Name: Uktabi Kong | Pow/Tgh: 8/8 | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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Mana Screw
Card Type: Artifact | Color: Artifact | Cost: 1 | Finish: Regular | Name: Mana Screw | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Stone-Cold Basilisk
Card Type: Creature - Basilisk | Color: Green | Cost: 4G | Finish: Regular | Name: Stone-Cold Basilisk | Pow/Tgh: 2{1/2}/5 | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Rod of Spanking
Card Type: Artifact | Color: Artifact | Cost: 1 | Finish: Regular | Name: Rod of Spanking | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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S.N.O.T.
Card Type: Creature - Ooze | Color: Green | Cost: G | Finish: Regular | Name: S.N.O.T. | Pow/Tgh: *{^2}/*{^2} | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Side to Side
Card Type: Instant | Color: Green | Cost: 2G | Finish: Regular | Name: Side to Side | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Creature Guy
Card Type: Creature - Beast | Color: Green | Cost: 3G | Finish: Regular | Name: Creature Guy | Pow/Tgh: 3/3 | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Deal Damage
Card Type: Instant | Color: Red | Cost: 2RR | Finish: Regular | Name: Deal Damage | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Bad Ass
Card Type: Creature - Donkey Zombie | Color: Black | Cost: 2BB | Finish: Regular | Name: Bad Ass | Pow/Tgh: 3{1/2}/1 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Magical Hacker
Card Type: Creature - Human Gamer | Color: Blue | Cost: 1U | Finish: Regular | Name: Magical Hacker | Pow/Tgh: 1/2 | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Pygmy Giant
Card Type: Creature - Giant | Color: Red | Cost: 1RR | Finish: Regular | Name: Pygmy Giant | Pow/Tgh: 0/2 | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Keeper of the Sacred Word
Card Type: Creature - Human Druid | Color: Green | Cost: 2G | Finish: Regular | Name: Keeper of the Sacred Word | Pow/Tgh: 2/3 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Wordmail
Card Type: Enchant Creature | Color: White | Cost: W | Finish: Regular | Name: Wordmail | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Bosom Buddy
Card Type: Creature - Elephant Townsfolk | Color: White | Cost: 3W | Finish: Regular | Name: Bosom Buddy | Pow/Tgh: 1/4 | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Dumb Ass
Card Type: Creature - Donkey Barbarian | Color: Red | Cost: 2R | Finish: Regular | Name: Dumb Ass | Pow/Tgh: 3{1/2}/2 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Loose Lips
Card Type: Enchant Creature | Color: Blue | Cost: U | Finish: Regular | Name: Loose Lips | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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